Call Off the Next Elections! Pick Umarex HK MP5 for President

Most airsoft rifles today are decent but nothing measures up to the absolute awesomeness of the Umarex HK MP5 with a 3 shot burst. Visualize a cigar-smoking, chainsaw-wielding bear riding a Harley; that's just half of how awesome this airsoft gun is. With functionality, visual appeal, and ultra-coolery in mind, Heckler & Koch conceived the real HK MP5. The Umarex HK MP5 is perfect for the rough and tough man who go through grueling terrain, chomps on rocks for snacks, and don't have an idea what conditioners are used for.

Growing up, you've probably encountered movies like Navy SEALs and Chuck Norris' Delta Force or played video games like Call of Duty. Time to conjure your childhood fantasies. With the Umarex HK MP5, you can live out as the quintessential tough guy and cream the opposition with this awesome bad boy. Truth be told, if a yearly award is given for the best airsoft gun, Umarex HK MP5 would win it hands down.

Having the contrasting features of a smooth Frank Sinatra and the rough, ruggedness of a vodka-guzzling lumberjack, the Umarex HK MP5 is the perfect tool to demolish the resistance forces. And with its overpowering 350-fps suppressive capabilities and 200-round magazine capacity, this airsoft weapon is pure wickedness. Research shows that forces opposing the team having the Umarex HK MP5 have experienced symptoms such as nausea, anxiety, nervousness, and mild depression upon seeing the awesome airsoft submachine gun. Hands down, this airsoft gun is the most amazing thing since Jean-Claude Van Damme performed an epic split while planting his feet on two trucks driving backward.

The Umarex HK MP5's compact body masks its massive firepower, perfectly embodying a sexy, slim supermodel with the strength of an Olympic weightlifter. Don't let the sexy sleekness deceive you. This small-but-terrible gun packs a mean punch.

Umarex HK MP5: Perfect for Close Quarter Incursions

The Umarex HK MP5's lightweight and sleek attributes make it the ideal tool for CQB encounters. You could run, jump, crawl, or sneak into enemy territory with no hassle. It's stable and steady you can fire it with one hand and still hit your target effortlessly. Talk about tactical portability and awesomeness!

Want to take your airsoft game up several notches? You'd definitely want to try this airsoft gun for some serious butt-kicking. Now quit reading this and head over to Amazon.com or VIP Airsoft and buy this thing. Get the Umarex HK MP5 and stomp the opposition with this bad boy.